I don't want to be caesar.
So, I can't tell you what I've done, BUT I DID IT. I found the last one in the united states that will be perfect for you.
And then I got on my knees and cried.
I can't wait to give it to you!
I have the besterest plan ever
involving the little bloo box and lots of ribbon.
and the words "Im gonna ask you ONE MORE TIME..."
but that's really all I can say.
Else I'll give it all away.
Which I do too much.